to BitCH or not to BEACH??

An innocent kitten with puppy doll eyes and all crossed my path of life recently..So, I took her in...showed her my world, introduce her to my family and friends..treat her well, showed her how to have a blasting time ...and the next thing you know, she CLAWED me in th face!!!

Well, I am obviously gonna smack myself in the head for being used and letting the people around me having at shitty time...SORRY Dee...and especiall you, KIDDO.... I should have trusted you when you said there was something not right about..J. I must really start to pay more attention to what they say -- and most importantly -- how they act.

That'll clue me into W H A T they really A R E, and whether it's worth MY time to hang out with them!!

Well, someone was really trying to WARN us when he [intentionally or unintentionally, for that matter - ahhh, who the heck cares at this moment on..] coolly blurted

"So where do you wanna go...BEACH??"

........and it's supposed to be read as BITCH!!!!!!!!!!